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Rene Magritte‘s “Son of Man” (1964) [Son of Apple]

Current Location: Private Collection

FACT OF THE DAY: Those crazy enough to think they can change the world, are often the ones who do.

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Alexandre Cabanel‘s “Phaedra” (1880)

Current Location: Musee Fabre en Montpellier

FACT OF THE DAY: Sometimes sunny days are over rated.

Tags: Alexandre Cabanel, Phaedra, Greek Tragedy, lounging around half naked, Xbox 360, Coors light, pizza, McDonald’s, art speaks to me, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, animated masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Rembrandt Van Rinj‘s “Bathsheba at Her Bath” (1654)

Current Location: Musée du Louvre, Paris France

FACT OF THE DAY: Fad diets don’t work…over the long term.

Tags: Rembrandt, Bathsheba, King David, Adultery, bulimia works, Don’t Eat So F*cking Much, Make sure you wash behind your ears, AXE body spray, art speaks to me, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, animated masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Alfred Eisenstaedt‘s “V-J Day in Times Square” (1945)

Current Location: Getty Museum, Los Angeles, CA

FACT OF THE DAY: The best way to fight terrorism is with some hot spank me action!

Tags: Kisses, Public Displays of Affection, Spanking, Times Square, New York, art speaks to me, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, animated masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Johann Zoffany‘s “Tribuna of the Uffizi” (1772)

Current Location: The Royal Collection, London, UK

FACT OF THE DAY: Art Kicks Ass.

Tags: Johann Zoffany, Tribuna, Uffizi, Theatrical Conversation Piece, Conversation Piece, we’re going streaking, Will Ferrell, Boobies, Ode to the hoo-hoo and na-na, boobs, naked girls taking a jog, art speaks to me, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, animated masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Caravaggio‘s “The Sacrifice of Isaac” (1603)

Current Location: The Uffizi, Florence Italy

FACT OF THE DAY: Jews run the media…with their horns.

Tags: Caravaggio, Uffizi, Florence, Italy, Abraham! You just got Punk’d!! As a concellation your people will be bestowed with a great sense of humor. Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippuer, High Holy Days, Blowing the Shofar, Jewish Comedians, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen, Chelsea Handler, Milton Berle, Howard Stern, Sarah Silverman, Harold Ramis, David Cross, Bob Saget, the Marx Brothers, the 3 Stooges, Gilda Radner, Mel Brooks, Larry David, Ben Stiller, Tom Arnold, Bea Arthur, Carl Reiner, Adam Sandler, Pee Wee Herman, Christopher Guest, Lorne Michaels, Jack Benny, Paul Reubens, Joan Rivers, Gilbert Gottfried, Michael Ian Black, Jeffrey Ross, Don Rickles, Paul Rudd, Jerry Stiller, Michae Showalter, Jeffrey Tambor, BJ Novak, Rosanne Barr, Gene Wilder, Paul Reiser, Sasha Baron Cohen, Lenny Bruce, Andrew Dice Clay, Jeff Garlin, George Burns, Jonah Hill, Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, Jack Black, Mike Barish, Bradley Werner, Art Kicks Ass,

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Sir Edwin Landseer‘s “Monarch of the Glen” (1851)

Current Location: Private Collection + Bottles of Glenfiddich

FACT OF THE DAY: Majesty never tasted so good.

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Eugene Delacroix‘s “Liberty Leading the People” (1830)

Current Location: The Louvre, Paris, France

FACT OF THE DAY: I LOVE LIBERTY!!!

Tags: Eugene Delacroix, Liberty Leads the People, Do you hear the people sing, singing the song “bow-chica-bowbow,” Young Boy jerking it, People are excited about freedom, Democracy spooged all over the people, I love liberty, this is my rifle this is my gun, young boy, crazy penis, the spunk of freedom, no representation without a little hanky panky, penis, cock and balls, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Richard Hamilton‘s “Just What Is It About Today’s Homes That Make Them So Different, So Appealing” (1956)

Current Location: Kunsthalle Tübingen, Tübingen

FACT OF THE DAY: Central air makes today’s homes so different, so appealing.

Tags: George Hamilton, Homes are so different, so appealing, flat screen, side tables, comfy couches, an escalator, a nice city view, chinos, banana republic, pottery barn, catalog shopping and the internet can make anyone’s shyte apartment look nice, but not classy, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Francisco de Zurbaran‘s “Saint Luke as a Painter before Christ on the Cross” (1635)

Current Location: Museo de Prado, Madrid, Espana

FACT OF THE DAY: It’s called “Angel Lust”

Tags: Francisco de Zurbaran, Saint Luke as a painter before christ on the cross, Museo del Prado, Somebody’s got a boner, YMCA!, Gimme a hug, Whatchya doin’? Oh, Just hangin’ around, nice diaper, Depends, sure I could take you down, but then you won’t learn anything, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Roy Lichtenstein‘s “Drowning” (1963)

Current Location: Museum of Modern Art, NY, NY

FACT OF THE DAY:  Call me anytime – 212.242.0085

Tags: Roy Lichtenstein, Drowning, Pop Art, Brad, Water, Self-centered bitch, cut off your nose to spite your face, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Jean-Paul Lauren’s “Saint Jean Chrysostome et l’Imperatrice Eudoxie” (year)

Current Location:  Musee des Augustins, Toulouse, France

FACT OF THE DAY: You know you’re gonna be mine…you know you’re gonna be mine. Why waste your time?

Tags: The voice talent of Katy Barkell, The artistic talent of Jean Paul Laurens, Musee des Augustins, Toulouse, France, Let’s get this party started, Yo DJ pump this party, Why waste your time, speakers, turn table, disco balls, empress, hottest club in medieval france, beats by Dre, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres‘ “Turkish Bath” (1862)

Current Location: Musée du Louvre, Paris, France

FACT OF THE DAY:Turkish people are some of the cleanest people in the world.

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Diego Rivera‘s “The Flower Carrier” (1935)

Current Location: San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, San Francisco, CA

FACT OF THE DAY: A ton of cotton candy is less than or equal the weight of a ton of gold

Tags: Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, The Flower Carrier, Cotton Candy, Back breaking labor, Jimmy cracked corn, I don’t care, melts in your mouth, yummy goodness, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Fritz Zuber Buhler‘s “Innocence” (1855)

Current Location: Rehs Galleries, Inc., New York City

FACT OF THE DAY:  Little girls can be so cruel.

Tags: Fritz Zuber Buhler, young girls, playful teasing, down by the river, pushed in the water, getting wet, mean spirited good time, name calling, stone throwing,innocence, The River of Despair, being upset, After painting this he went and invented Fritz the cat, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Guiseppe Arcimboldo’s “Summer” (1573)

Current Location: Louvre Museum, Paris

FACT OF THE DAY: The very first sex dolls were made of vegetables…

Tags: Arcimboldo, Summer, Salad, Cannibalism, Eat more greens, eat me, Caesar was a salad, Go toss a salad, ruffage, surrealism, proto-surrealism, Louvre, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Gustave Caillebotte‘s “Paris Street, Rainy Day” (1877)

Current Location: The Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago IL

FACT OF THE DAY: Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda…sorry vigilante boy…it’s all your fault.

Tags: Calliebotte, Paris Street, Rainy Day, Batman, Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, DC Comics, Batmobile, Suicide Slum, Harvey Dent, Commissioner Gorden, Gotham City, Superman was just Superboy back then, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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Jean-Paul Lauren‘s “L’Excommunication de Robert le Pieux” (1875)

Current Location: Musée d’Orsay, Paris France

FACT OF THE DAY: Besides excommunication, quitting smoking was the hardest thing Robert le Pieux ever went through.

Tags: Jean-Paul Laurens, Excommunication, cigarettes, smoking, no smoking, rebound, off the wagon, is that a hookah pipe, these people are toasted right now, that was some great dope, let’s just chill today, Art Kicks Ass by Bradley Werner, famous art, masterpieces, artists, painter,

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